My Silence Is My Self Defense

Lauren, 19, San Jose. Gleek, Klainer, Kurtsie, Colferette. Naya Rivera lovin' lipstick lesbian

lilaira:

ocelotcommander:

daftcake:

omg did u see that ghost

When I saw that and thought it can’t get better

it did

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horror movie opening scene

white girl:

i dont like this abandoned insane asylum, zack.

white boy:

come on, amanda, 10 years ago tonight, the famous blood skull killer committed his last murder right here and then vanished.

white girl:

you're just trying to scare me.

white boy:

lmao

they continue walking for a few seconds

*white couple hears noise*

white girl:

babe what that??

white boy:

i'll go investigate

*leaves her alone*

*choking noises*

white girl:

zack!!!

white boy:

ha ha just kidding!

white girl:

asshole!

white boy:

im just playin babe

white girl:

that wasnt funny but ur still cute

*playful kiss*

*things turn sexy*

*hear noise*

white boy:

i'll go investigate

*he leaves and then there's a silence for a long time*

*maybe a thud*

white girl:

zack! this isnt funny anymore zack!

*she walks and he dead*

white girl:

ahhh!!

*killer shows up with sickle or quirky weapon that distinguishes him from other horror movie villains*

white girl:

ahhh!!!

*white girl runs*

*dead end*

*hides*

*thinks she free n safe*

*guy catches her*

*cuts her*

*she dead*

opening title slashes across screen:

BLOOD SLICE IN 3-D

batgoattheexplorer:

dlubes:

judau:

masterofbirds:

snakegrin:

feelinundertheweather:

indianbiatch:

slytherinstarkidwarbler:

slytherinstarkidwarbler:

This is legit. x

And x

New Zealand finally gets the spotlight

Apparently USA is only #7





even canada’s higher than you america


I feel obligated to reblog every post that has the Robin Sparkles gif in it.

why is that even so surprising america treats people like shit

batgoattheexplorer:

dlubes:

judau:

masterofbirds:

snakegrin:

feelinundertheweather:

indianbiatch:

slytherinstarkidwarbler:

slytherinstarkidwarbler:

This is legit. x

And x

New Zealand finally gets the spotlight

Apparently USA is only #7

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even canada’s higher than you america

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I feel obligated to reblog every post that has the Robin Sparkles gif in it.

why is that even so surprising america treats people like shit

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gleetrolll:

“I’m a what?”

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jeffblimissylar:

Do you know who I think is the ugliest girl in school?

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That Hermione Granger

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You know what I’d give her on a scale of 1 to 10, with 1… 1 would be the ugliest and then 10 is pretty…

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I would give her

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an 8

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An 8.5

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Or 9

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Not over a 9.8

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Because there is always room for improvement

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Not everyone’s perfect like me

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That’s why I am holding out for a 10

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Because I’m worth it

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poemsingreenink:

tacogrande:

Blaine + fiddling with Kurt’s clothes when he’s hitting on him (⊙‿⊙✿)

I’M SCREAMING THAT IS SO CUTE

Huh. I never noticed that detail. Nice.

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paperseverywhere:

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And then I find out the fanfic hasn’t updated for over a year.

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